DIGITAL COMMENTS

 

Girls:

 

Sugandha Chauksey: The server still to be Hacked and Cracked.

Neha Jain:  Sorry! Access Denied.

Asha Bhola:  Server without authentication.

Gunjan Sahani:  Creative Sound Blaster 7.1 Channel Surround Sound.

Sandhya Pawar: Error! File missing Food.dll.

Megha Khare : Sound driver not installed.

Monika Tripathi: #include<shahrukh.h>

Simrat Kaur: System Hangs twice a day (12/24 hr).

Swati Wadekar: Processor without heat sink.

Shilpi Aggrawal: Sound Playback Error! Check your sound properties in Control Panel.

Nidhi Konde: Error loading KERNEL32.DLL.

Preeti Gupta: Windows failed to detect System Properties.

Mita Jain: Monitor made in China.

Vandana Jain: Linking error occurred during program compilation.

Priya Saxena : Windows found new hardware and is trying to locate software for it.

 

 

 

Guys:

 

Akash Khurana: Still searching *.ladki.

Abhinay Rathore: “WARNING!” Norton Detected a “Chichora” Virus on your System. Your system is prone to Illegal Comments (Spotty).

Abhishek Kumar: Hidden File.

Anurag Gupta: Still waiting for acknowledgement from station having NetBIOS name S*.*

Anupam Sharma: FTP Server for Practical & Project File.

Akshay Nadkar: Brother Server for sister nodes.

Akshay Jain: Network Cable Unplugged.

Abhinav Jain: Unable to compile Ladki.cpp.

Bhupendra Jain: Microsoft Girl Exchange Server.

Deepak Tyagi: Server located in Ireland.

Deepak Gupta: Zip File.

Gagan Gupta: Demo Version.

Gaurav Sharma:  Chinese Peripherals Assembled in Jaipur.

Hirak Patel: www.CartoonNetwork.com.

Munish Khanna: Low Disk Space on Drive B: & F:

Mohd. Adeeb Siddique: www.DesiMPCT.com.

Piyush Moghe: CCRD (Cisco Certified Raapchik Dancer).

Ravi Kishore Sharma: High Speed Network.

Sanjay Patsaria: MP3 Joke Box.

Sanjay Garg: Enggies hacked by Munna-Munni.

Sudhanshu Bhatnagar: Windows caused an Illegal Operation. Press                          

                                                      Ctrl-Alt-Del to restart your System.

Saurabh Mittal: Dump Terminal.

Saurabh Gupta: Login Name: Saurabh. Password: Rade Poot Di.

Shihas Backer: Encrypted guy.

Sunil Kumar Tiwari: 486 with a 8MB RAM but Still trying to hack a Server

Umesh Pandey: MCLP (Microsoft Certified Loveology Professional).

Vishal Sharma: Dedicated Multitasking and Parallel Processing Operating System.

Vibhor Verma: www.Naradmuni.com.

Vaibhav Sharma: Heavily loaded Idle System.

Vaibhav Jain: SCCP (Sun Certified Commenting Professional).

 

 

 

Compiled By:

1.      Umesh Pandey.

2.      Sunil Tiwari.

3.       Piyush Moghe.

4.      Akash Khurana.

5.      Abhinay Rathore.

6.      Shihas Backer.

7.      Simrat Kaur.